So you know ALL too well about my pain from this deception!
Now, entirely unsolicited, let's talk about how awesome Shinigami Apple Merchant© is. And how he's TOTALLY neither of us! (WINK).

WHAT?!?! I thought you were a long lost relative! I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT MY PLANS TO KILL STRAY CAT 2!!! WE WERE GOING TO BUY A SHOVEL AT HOME DEPOT TOGETHER!!! LIES ON TOP OF LIES ON TOP OF LIES!

Don't listen to him!

I don't know, I've got a bad good feeling about this…

TUUUURKKEEEYYY GEEEEEAAAARRRRR?!?!

INCOMING CODEC CALL
Colonel, this is Cucumber.
I've penetrated the exterior of the G20 Summit.
*rolls over, purrs*

Internal Monologue
"OH, thank god. Stray Cat 2's being Stray Cat 2. Now I know what Khrushchev felt having Stalin to blame for those first few months. Prepare thyself for righteous indignation!"

Internal Monologue
"OK, you can do this. You've got to let everyone know Peep Show's back for its 9th series after that mild hiatus and that there's no way that's not amazing. And you're NOT going to mention the sock you just ate because you thought it was a mouse. You're a new breed of Stray Cat for 2015—…

Awww, come on! I had a lot of sleep work to do last month! But you're right.

Hey Lane, I know this might be a little awkward, what with me being an anthropomorphized cat avatar in a comment post on a prominent pop culture website's archived Community Season 6 review, but I was wondering how you'd feel if I took out Beth?

NOoooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!

THREE TIMES!
IT'S BEEN MENTIONED THREE TIMES NOW!
YOU WEREN'T HERE!

Yeah, well… you smell. There, I said it.

Just because I do that every time doesn't make THIS reply untrue. We can't be too safe here. /snuggles.

I swear, I don't know who this fucker is and we all need to kill him RIGHT now! It's the only safe measure available! Trust me! I'm Stray Cat 1!

http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms…

I think this review is about me!
…or heroin.
Oh well, who cares, it's awesome.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Britta believes catkind need not be governed!

OK I'll admit it— this time it was me.
Chang gave me a taste of human flesh and I liked it.
But I promise to seek help.
….*nibbles NBC hand some more*
Tomorrow. I'll seek help tomorrow.