But since she's sexually unapologetic, she feels no shame in banging her (or someone else's) gavel.

It works on so many levels!

Why would anyone watch this when it is possible to see literally any other visible thing?

He was also a regular at the Black Eyed Pea on Camp Bowie, I heard.

I met Cliburn a few times — he was actually a member of the church I grew up at. He was a wonderful, humble man in addition to being an excellent musician. He was also a generous donor to the church's music program, with the exception of handbells, which he apparently did not care for. Somehow, I doubt that will make…

1. Did anyone else notice that Brick was wearing a Jayne hat? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2…
2. Axl's freakout, along with the Christian Mingle line, were among the funniest things I've heard all year, topped only by my two year old son letting out a rapid-fire string of farts and punctuating each one with an "excuse me!"
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Have you considered the possibility that they might think that the steaming pile of shit was a spec script and subsequently produce it for TV?

Why is it necessary to hate everything we dislike? More importantly, why is it so necessary for people to make their individual hatreds into a movement?

I'm going to go way out on a limb and suggest something really radical, so prepare yourself: it's possible — maybe — that the producers of shows that you find to be of low quality actually do not care very much about the opinions of random people who have taken the effort to register their complaints on the internet.…

Or if it turned into a Todd Solondz (sp?) movie halfway through, revealing that the romantic lead is actually a child molester.

Don't forget Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his band of kid-protectors that includes a convicted pederast: http://jezebel.com/5984018/…

Face-Off last night finally featured the stomachmouth makeup that had been in all of their promos. The complete work was a little disappointing, but the concept and the execution of the stomach part was just awesome.

The very best movie to do this with is MISSION COLON IMPOSSIBLE DASH GHOST PROTOCOL

Mike is totally believable, particularly the sitting in the dark part of it. That's the most recognizable to me.

They can recycle the "ugliness and deadness" comment.

Can we please get Rome? I know it was up for a vote earlier, but the Rome-haters shot it down, I assume.

It's weird, because last week, I thought almost everything was great, and this week, I thought almost everything was crap. But it's nice to see that kind of variety.

Hey, Face-Off was really good last night. It had superheroes. And ComiCon. And stuff.

So long as Gloria's mother isn't Charo. And she can't be, right, since BDW mentioned Charo a couple of weeks ago, right? Unless Gloria's mother is literally Charo….

Since my son has a peanut allergy, the cereal selection process has become more involved.  Aldi has a lot of good Brand-X products, and we've managed to find quite a few that are peanut-free. My wife insists that their version of Oreos are better than the real thing. Lately, I've been eating their Cinnamon Squares,…