My first job was at a bookstore, and on some days we would play a tape that included Gerry Mulligan and Stan Getz's "A Ballad." That was beautiful.

@avclub-3c895e3b7f4a3db89f2c66e1d761d87a:disqus , I would expect nothing else from someone whose philos for snark is so widely publicized.

@avclub-3c895e3b7f4a3db89f2c66e1d761d87a:disqus , I would expect nothing else from someone whose philos for snark is so widely publicized.

None of these are as dirty as the stuff people wrote about the medlar, or "open-arse" fruit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

None of these are as dirty as the stuff people wrote about the medlar, or "open-arse" fruit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I'm a big fan of "Stay" and if you have a problem with that, WE ARE ALREADY FIGHTING. It's a legit good song with a combination of sweetness, attitude, vulnerability, and sincerity, it's got a good melody (although the opening guitar riff is stolen from REM's "Find the River"), and I find the singer attractive. In…

I'm a big fan of "Stay" and if you have a problem with that, WE ARE ALREADY FIGHTING. It's a legit good song with a combination of sweetness, attitude, vulnerability, and sincerity, it's got a good melody (although the opening guitar riff is stolen from REM's "Find the River"), and I find the singer attractive. In…

Also, is it one god from multiple machines, multiple gods from one machine, or multiple gods from multiple machines?

Also, is it one god from multiple machines, multiple gods from one machine, or multiple gods from multiple machines?

I'm not embarrassed by comedy I agree with; rather, I'm embarrassed by comedy that presents a viewpoint I agree with in the most one-dimensional way possible. All I've ever seen of Morel Orel strikes me as "HAVE YOU NOTICED RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE OFTEN HYPOCRITES? WELL I HAVE AND WOW I BET I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO POINT…

I'm not embarrassed by comedy I agree with; rather, I'm embarrassed by comedy that presents a viewpoint I agree with in the most one-dimensional way possible. All I've ever seen of Morel Orel strikes me as "HAVE YOU NOTICED RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE OFTEN HYPOCRITES? WELL I HAVE AND WOW I BET I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO POINT…

That comment sounds like a good idea for a comment.

That comment sounds like a good idea for a comment.

That's not a Death Star: It's Cam!

That's not a Death Star: It's Cam!

Even better than Virginia's lying is Jimmy's method for getting the truth: asking Burt for the truth and getting another, even more ridiculous lie.

Even better than Virginia's lying is Jimmy's method for getting the truth: asking Burt for the truth and getting another, even more ridiculous lie.

I'd like to see a review of one of those abominable kids' movie knock-offs that show up on Netflix, like "Chop Kick Panda."

I'd like to see a review of one of those abominable kids' movie knock-offs that show up on Netflix, like "Chop Kick Panda."

My dearest Apostate,