My dearest Apostate,

@avclub-0d0bce3de4ae5da76c07d8db94a9dc53:disqus if you like, then you should have made a ring tone out of it.

@avclub-0d0bce3de4ae5da76c07d8db94a9dc53:disqus if you like, then you should have made a ring tone out of it.

What do you mean read all the comments? I figured we were all sock puppets for the staff. I, for instance, am actually that new Pilot person who writes for the TV Club.

What do you mean read all the comments? I figured we were all sock puppets for the staff. I, for instance, am actually that new Pilot person who writes for the TV Club.

I felt that the mirror universe got tired after this next one — it became a place to go when out of ideas. But all of them are fun.

I felt that the mirror universe got tired after this next one — it became a place to go when out of ideas. But all of them are fun.

And a lot more intense bisexual Kira. Although I'm a big fan of the

And a lot more intense bisexual Kira. Although I'm a big fan of the

And no one eats a Troi cake. I love me some Troi cake.

And no one eats a Troi cake. I love me some Troi cake.

Mock on, mock on, Rousseau, O'Neal. I've already been assembling my short list of actors to play Grand Admiral Thrawn. Mark Alaimo and Anthony Stewart Head are at the top.

Mock on, mock on, Rousseau, O'Neal. I've already been assembling my short list of actors to play Grand Admiral Thrawn. Mark Alaimo and Anthony Stewart Head are at the top.

Do they make a joke about how happy the Blair Witch would be to be there? That would be great if they did.

Do they make a joke about how happy the Blair Witch would be to be there? That would be great if they did.

Catcher and Pitcher isn't near as bad as Burt handling an 80-year-old woman's giant dildo or the joke about golden showers.

Catcher and Pitcher isn't near as bad as Burt handling an 80-year-old woman's giant dildo or the joke about golden showers.

Well, my first reaction was, "Say that's not a bad idea…" followed quickly by "Yes. Yes, it is a very bad idea."

Well, my first reaction was, "Say that's not a bad idea…" followed quickly by "Yes. Yes, it is a very bad idea."

Am I the only person who was really disturbed by the gay couple's solution to the pacifier problem? I know that this is TV and not reality, but the show spins what they do — giving a ring pop to a 2-year-old — as a grand idea, despite the fact that it's the very definition of a choke hazard?