You are the enemy of imagination! People like you think that poems have to "rhyme," or that songs have to have a "catchy melody," or that an action-intrigue show has to have an ending….

It's been a decent fall in Texas — the weather's been gorgeous! If only I could say the same for sports that aren't played by the Houston Texans….

It's been a decent fall in Texas — the weather's been gorgeous! If only I could say the same for sports that aren't played by the Houston Texans….

Soon we're going home!
Then, we'll have a party,
then, we'll have a party,
then, we'll have a party,
rock-n-rollin' till the break of dawn!

Soon we're going home!
Then, we'll have a party,
then, we'll have a party,
then, we'll have a party,
rock-n-rollin' till the break of dawn!

I think that the moment that best captures my dislike for Kiera Knightley is that one POTC movie (the second one, maybe?) where she dresses up as a boy. The idea of a girl dressing up as a cabin boy is that she's supposed to look sexy. But Knightley just looked like an awkward, skinny, effeminate boy.

I think that the moment that best captures my dislike for Kiera Knightley is that one POTC movie (the second one, maybe?) where she dresses up as a boy. The idea of a girl dressing up as a cabin boy is that she's supposed to look sexy. But Knightley just looked like an awkward, skinny, effeminate boy.

It's actually a sequel to "Little Bunny Foo-Foo."

It's actually a sequel to "Little Bunny Foo-Foo."

I'm a pretty big fan of the idea for Mike Yanagita's Super Ladies.

I'm a pretty big fan of the idea for Mike Yanagita's Super Ladies.

I swear, is no one else interested in Dr. Horrible jokes?

I swear, is no one else interested in Dr. Horrible jokes?

I'm thinking Lifetime movie.

I'm thinking Lifetime movie.

Also, Todd VanderWerf frequently walks around dressed like Kat Denning

Also, Todd VanderWerf frequently walks around dressed like Kat Denning

Every  review will be written in the voice of a minor recurring character.

Every  review will be written in the voice of a minor recurring character.

The "Castle" is his penis.