The "Castle" is his penis.

Are you following "Other Shows"? That — I assume — is why I got the update. I have to be honest: I just checked in to this review to see if someone had made a "Brazilian Wax" joke in the comments yet.

Are you following "Other Shows"? That — I assume — is why I got the update. I have to be honest: I just checked in to this review to see if someone had made a "Brazilian Wax" joke in the comments yet.

I think the King is less talked about than he had been. I had thought Verlander was still pretty high up in the Cy Young speculatin'

I think the King is less talked about than he had been. I had thought Verlander was still pretty high up in the Cy Young speculatin'

Pretty small? I don't mean to belittle you, but that's reaching for low-hanging fruit. In any case, I don't think Davis is getting short on funds. After all, he does have a recurring role in a little film series called Harry Potter.

Pretty small? I don't mean to belittle you, but that's reaching for low-hanging fruit. In any case, I don't think Davis is getting short on funds. After all, he does have a recurring role in a little film series called Harry Potter.

"The Voice" is also pretty scientifically inaccurate. I mean "chairs" that "spin"? Okay, sure, whatever, in crazy chair-spinny world.

"The Voice" is also pretty scientifically inaccurate. I mean "chairs" that "spin"? Okay, sure, whatever, in crazy chair-spinny world.

I'm am pretty ashamed.

I'm am pretty ashamed.

I'm pretty surprised that "Alien Deep as a sexual reference" is buried Alien Deep in the comments.

I'm pretty surprised that "Alien Deep as a sexual reference" is buried Alien Deep in the comments.

Why does that matter? Are you worried they would poke through your air mattress?

Why does that matter? Are you worried they would poke through your air mattress?

Didn't they have that song "Marquee Moon?"

Didn't they have that song "Marquee Moon?"

No, he already said he knows how to be an obnoxious shitbag. He said, "we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit,” which amounts to the same thing.

No, he already said he knows how to be an obnoxious shitbag. He said, "we don’t know how to do anything but Limp Bizkit,” which amounts to the same thing.

Never heard of it, but I do like ginger Altoids.