Rappaport left his wallet in El Segundo, and the Tribe helped him get it back… Jimmy hats and all

Arnie as German soldier?
It's like "The Day The Clown Cried" on steroids

When I see R DJ, I think of a sad guy playing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" on his Ipod music system at a Holiday Inn banquet hall in Passaic, New Jersey.

Tim Allen's real name? Tim Dick

Her middle name is Mike

i wrote a letter to Robert Blake when I was a kid, and got an 8x10 glossy of Baretta and Fred the Cockatoo in return…

Jenny Slate is changing her name to "Charles Rocket"

The 11th Commandment
Thou Shalt Not Bitch

The Night Chronicles
sounds like some crappy TV show from the 80s trying to capitalize on the success of "Lou Grant"

Save your money on this, and just listen to Warren Zevon sing Boom Boom Mancini

Sequel…

The Town, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Rob The Banks

So Casey Affleck was the "Lady Shiva" to your sister's Batgirl?

@Bender… so what you're saying is that Faustino was the Corey Feldman to Hilfiger's Michael Jackson

Faustino is like the poor man's version of Corey Feldman and/or Corey Haim

I've now got it on good authority that Violent J's real name is

it was a waste of joggin' too…

That quote came from a character named "Cousin Brother Hobbes"

Is carrying a meat purse redundant when you've also got a meat purse between your legs?

"sternly refuse to put wheels under most of their equipment"