For a Strongman
that's pretty disappointing

May Mike Tyson punch you in the face repeatedly

The key question
What does Billie Joe Armstrong think of all this?

With every ticket purchased, a little girl receives a bottle of that Lady Gaga BloodSemen perfume

"GET CANCERAIDS"*

I know one thing…
that Sally Kirkland nomination put her career through the ROOF!

The first cut of this movie was 2 hours of a guy standing at an intersection with a "Will Work For Food" sign, and he just randomly shotgunned cars that didn't offer him work.

Damn that Australian Medicare

They're gonna have to mix in some maple syrup smell to get this to sell in New England

If the King says "Flip you, Melon Farmer!", this movie will be box office gold!

because Nomar Garciaparra was already taken

wait…

I wish the former AD would make like Marceau and become a mime

Real Don Steele was also in 'Rock N Roll High School'…

I don't think I've ever heard
of anyone walking out on a Rachel Leigh Cook movie!

RE: the combo Poe/Stewardesses show

Give Phil Collins just One More Night…

The Joe Bucci Trio

It was about Tawny Kitaen beating up Chuck Finley

I thought Susan Olsen was the lost "Olsen"