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The Disappointing Kreskin
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Violent J's original name?

This movie sounds like it will make you wish "8mm" was real

Most Chinese people probably think Morrissey is the cat that used to sell Tender Vittles on TV

sorry… didn't see that one above…

The last of the famous.. international racists…

Did Facebook
cause that earthquake in New Zealand too?

In that picture above…
Senator Robert Byrd has risen from the grave!

Plus, he must carry all his personal possessions in a tied bandana on the end of his shotgun

Three of these things belong together

Allowing Corey Feldman to star in a show
where people vote to determine whether he lives or dies probably ensures that the show lasts one episode.

Just watch the "Under A Blood Red Sky" DVD
and forget they ever became what they are today…

Now every channel can be a hybrid…
Let the homogenization begin…
FOX News can show "Birth Of A Nation" and "A Face In The Crowd"
MSNBC can run a marathon of Michael Moore movies
CNN Headline News can show "Nancy Grace" and follow it up with episodes of "Bewitched" featuring Gladys Kravitz…

The whole "medical bills are killing us" thing is pretty dumb…
"Juice" got stabbed in jail - the county is picking up the tab on that one; "Chibs" got blown up by a car bomb - anybody without insurance is still gonna get treated whether they can pay or not in that situation; "Tig" got beat up by bounty hunters and

The key to retribution
has already been tossed out there in previous eps. They've already shown that the hardass "White Power" guys are softies when it comes to their kids. Time to grab the little bastard children of Henry Rollins, and the "Miss White USA" daughter of Zobelle, and do a little "drawin' and quarterin"

I didn't remember that guy, and I thought he was gonna be a "red shirt" on SOA…

Jimmy's so excited
he's going to get Christopher Cross to play with them…

Somewhere…
Sasha Baron Cohen is taking notes…

Hey Butcher… what are you doing??

For all of Gretzky's accomplishments
I'll bet he still wakes up at night in a cold sweat thinking about Mark Messier.

Breats? Is that anything like Johnsonville Brats?