Sadly, we don't do 100 stars.

The Wire for me too. I just wanted to watch season 1 to see what all the fuzz was about, and then…you know how it goes. Lost a few pounds during that marathon because I skipped so many meals. It's really draining. Same thing happened to me the first time I played Fallout.

Yeah he has some interesting thoughts, but lacks the vocabulary to express them coherently.
To me he aways seemed like a guy who has an inquisitive mind but who has been educationally neglected his entire life thanks to his working class upbringing and maybe lack of attention from his teachers and parents.
I'd love to…

You mean oppression juice, you nazi.

Aunt Gladys: Her second husband is black.

I don't know about you, but that's why I own the Idiocracy DVD. Terry Crews and Maya Rudolph are powerful reminders of how far we've come, and everytime President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho fires that machine gun into the crowd, I think to myself: Good for you, black people. Good for us.

Typical films-about-black-people-on-films-about-black-people violence. Why can't they coexist peacefully, like all the bland white superhero movies??

He gave some solid advice to live by.
"I want you to answer questions with one sentence and put a period at the end of the sentence. You hear how you don't do that, right?"
"Don't look at the ceiling."
"Don't give that to a baby, it has a fucking fishhook on it."
Also:
-"What's easier than parody?"
-"Satire..?"
-"NO."

Yeah, but how great was Matt Besser? Maybe I wouldn't have spent the first half of my life trying to get rid of my stutter and avoid eye contact if I'd had a stern but loving uncle Matty B giving me life advice instead of my Montessori hippie mom who made me smell lavender oil to help me be more confident.

Don't forget "I'M A FUCKBEAST!!"

While I was watching this, that Nicholas Sparks movie where Cobie Smulders turned out to be a ghost in the end came to mind. It's pretty dumb and sappy, and the ending is simplistic rom-com crap. Certainly not B+ worthy.
The movie Zoe Kazan wrote was a million times better than this.

Blackberries, Amirite?

Wow this was a great episode of Adventure Time!
Oh whoops! This is not gmail?
*falls over*
*looks flustered but cute*

Don't forget "You listen to me" and "No, you listen to me."

"But first, what do you think of the new Dr. Who, Matt?"

Happy Pete was terrifying. He's like an alien trying to mimic human happiness.

Boo-osco.

That was a Gizmodo chick. The io9 chicks are definitely not that ignorant.

I've been rewatching the first couple of seasons od SVU. Belzer had so many good lines! The writers really fucked him over in those last few seasons.
And hey, Dean WInters was a regular in season 1, playing a borderline retarded person with a heart of gold.
The cases were pretty entertaining, but man Benson has…

Man, I worry about Guy Pearce's health. He's been looking really haggard lately.