I… I like Matthew Lillard.

You read a lot of coketalk too, eh?

- "You were just assaulted by a fellow soldier. Do you wish to report?"
- "Yes I wish to report it!"
- "Are you sure?"
- "Yes I'm sure."
- "Did you know he has a family?"
- "…no?"
- "Does that change your mind about reporting?"
- "NO. What?"

Busy being the actual messiah for a bunch of aliens.

You mean House of Pies?

Jost is such a non-entity, my brain treats him like a blind spot whenever he's on screen and just replaces him with the studio wallpaper.

Pshah, everyone's a critic.

WHATEVER I'M GLAD HE DUMPED ME I'D RATHER BE SINGLE THAN WASTE ONE MORE SECOND OF MY LIFE PRETENDING TO LIKE THE NATIONAL.

Liked for the Current 93 avatar!

Brooks Wheelan is like one of those people who think they'd be really good at stand-up or comedy writing because they are "the funny one" in their social circle, and SNL is that girl or guy you've just started dating who keeps telling you "Just wait until you meet Brooks, he is so funny!" and when you're finally…

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You're not making any Sansa.

How 'bout "LOL a wordpress blog!"

RIP Jack Walthall :(

I'd like to get a girlfriend who disapproves of my career, adopt a child with her and then destroy our relationship by cheating and not communicating enough.

I'd rather get the Lester Freamon experience: Competent at my job, a zen-like attitude in all areas of life, a financially viable hobby, and a mutually respectful relationship with an ex-stripper. Can I book that for a week, Airbnb?

I love her.

I like everything you like.

I dunno. Is one of them a child who tried to strangle a baby and who eventually killed her own sister?
What a senseless death that was. RIP, shitty psychogirl.

And that chick that nobody liked! We all miss her!