God that has happened to me so many times!
"Oh, Entourage guy is in this`one?"

You disgust me.
*glove slap*

Nathan?

It's somewhere between Broad City and Jeselnik Offensive, if that helps?

You're so polite on twitter, it's almost disappointing.

Ugh I hope she doesn't show up with wee baby Will Jr. next season when the writers run out of ideas.

Yeah I'm like David Lee, when a relative or aquaintance dies, I immediately start worrying about insurance and inheritance taxes and the last will and funeral financing and who calls the bank and who cancels the newspaper and who waters the plants and takes care of the cat etc.
I always thought I was a Kalinda, but…

Now I want to see a remake of Amelie set in Marseille. Amelie grows up sheltered because her parents are immigrants from the middle east, she works in a halal bakery and helps charmingly racist old french people find love with african immigrants. Hip-hop soundtrack by MC Solaar ft. MIA.
This shit writes itself.

The opening monologue was A+.

But how am I supposed to care about the ass if I don't know whose ass it is, and why it is farting?
F

I wish that was her in the backseat in the second commercial, screaming insults at Gervais.

Yeah he had a different name before disqus, but I remember being annoyed by him long before Girls gave him a reason to become a regular AV Club commenter.

Don't forget the pigs! God didn't!

Wow all this talk about families and fertility. These guys sound really baby-crazy! Tick-tock, bros! You're not getting any younger!

Oh dear god, are you talking about this Pablo guy or whatever his name is, who lives in South America and constantly claims that 90% of all US actresses are considered morbidly obese and unfuckable in his home country? He's been around for years! I love that guy. Apparently he's a sociology professor, of all things.…

One of the escalating acts of humiliation and violence would definitely involve wearing costumes from the motion picture Dick Tracy.

HNNNNNNGHAH!
*sexy bass line*

Not reviewing Review: half a star. We don't do zero stars, unfortunately.

For sharks.

According to wikipedia, he's a real person:
"Jeffrey L. Gurian (1956) is an American dentist, stand-up comedian and comedy writer. He is a former writer for Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, Phil Hartman, Richard Belzer, Jerry Lewis, Saturday Night Live, Robin Williams and Milton Berle, and for many Friars Roasts."