Alright! Time for a celebratory Forrest Bump.

Both.

Don't be mad at the chief. If the rating don't start playing by the rules soon, the mayor's gonna have his ass

Fuck joy, I want to see 100 movies about worms that turn pigs into sad humans.

Yeah why do they throw money at this shit when Shane Carruth could make movie magic with 1% of Pompeii's budget :(

I don't remember this guy, but I loved Bunk and I'm still upset it got cancelled.

"I have a very particular set of sins. Sins that make me a nightmare for people like you."

I'm so glad I was a Reznor fangirl in the 90s. When I see pictures or interviews or live videos of him today, I just nod and think to myself, yep, still not regretting the thousands I spent on records, bootlegs from ebay, merchandise and concert tickets.

Who's the greatest former homicide detective turned ambiguously disordered FBI profiler ever?
A weirdo of renown?
Who keeps adopting stray dogs?
Who hunts his dream stags down?
Willy!
And that time the evil Minnesota Shrike
Captured a damsel fair.
Who saved her with such brav'ry
That she felt kinda bad for being complicit in…

I usually find Jon Daly kind of annoying, but Kroll Show really brings out the best in him.
And Ray Wise really should make an appearance on Comedy Bang Bang or Doug Loves Movies (both the actor and the character.)

Dolphinitely.

But he does have the duckface down.

Or like those guys who watch Mad Men and want to be Don Draper.

D:

Yeah she buried her minute-long apology between hilarious observations about LA vs. NY and an interview with Maria Thayer. Also, she admitted that she doesn't even know for sure whether said celebrity is really gay or not, which… makes it… better, apparently?
Anyway, hey did you know that Maria Thayer has red hair,…

Man, those clowns in Washington did it again! What a bunch of clowns!

She's also surprisingly fond of evo-psych BS for a feminist (women want monogamy and wuv! men cheat because biology!) and does that gross condescending "I love mah gays!" thing that should have died the moment Sex&the City went off the air, but she also has no problem outing a celebrity on her podcast when she feels…

Yeah another woman here who loves CBB.
As a woman, I am of course biologically programmed to feel threatened by and irrationally jealous of other, more attractive women, so the fact that I love her must mean that she's either ugly or funny. Because those are our options.

I loved her unsuccessful yet persistent attempts to get into Egon's pants.
"Some people say I'm too intellectual. Do you have any hobbies?"

Should have watched According To Jim reruns instead :((