ME TOO!! Aww man :(

Don't tell me there aren't any stars&stripes stripper outfits for cats on etsy.

Poor Mike White tried so hard to make you happy with a smart, thoughtful TV drama and you just rejected him. He's such a nice guy. He would never reboot Enlightened. Why don't you give him another chance?

Journalists hate her:
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Speaking of UK television, I'm really enjoying Inside No.9. I liked the first episode (Katherine Parkinson!), but I absolutely loved the second one. 30 minutes of well-done physical comedy and no dialogue. That was pretty impressive.

But are you on twitter??

Oh god I had forgotten about that. Jesus. Yeah you go girl, don't waste shoe money on a doctor or a therapist, just wait until you die of an infection or until one of your next boyfriends murders you in your sleep.

Yeah. yoga lady. Another fun fact: yoga lady is (or rather, was) a personal friend of xojane's new managing editor, Rebecca Carroll, who wrote a batshit insane article for HuffPo a couple of years ago about how fathers who had daughters of a different ethnicity were more likely to molest theim because they didn't look…

Yikes. I hope to god my comment didn't come across as awful as this MRA drivel.

Well, this is embarassing. I had no idea that there's a difference between bath salts you buy in a dark alley at night, and actual Bed, Bath&Beyond bath salts. I thought regular bath salts had some chemicals in them that, when snorted or inhaled, get you high. You know, like sniffing household glue.
Still, letting…

I don't even bother with anything parenting-related anymore. And that includes smug articles about not having children.

Ah well, freelancers gotta pay the bills somehow.
(I didn't downvote, by the way. I don't love her style that much, but she's a decent writer.)

The Daily Mail runs crazy stories for clickbait, too. And look at their comment sections. That's what attracts crazy people in the first place.
Cat was allowed to write for xojane for, what, 2 years? Jane Pratt herself put up a video of Cat snorting bath salts, surrounded by her cackling, cheering colleagues. The only…

Yeah… I mean. What were they thinking.
But his twitter freakout was amazing.

Well… she's not terrible, I'll give her that. But is she still writing for xojane? The decent writers usually leave for saner pastures as soon as they get a better offer.

BTW, and just to clarify, I am usually the last person to cry about how crazy women make up rape allegations to get attention and ruin men.
But I've been reading xojane for years now out of morbid curiosity or maybe self-hatred, and the people there, both the writers and the commenters, seem to get more and more…

Ah, xojane. One of their writers claimed that black people today have it worse than jews during the Holocaust, because those jews could have just dyed their hair blond and converted to christianity and they would have been totally fine. Another writer thought Plan B was the abortion pill, and urged her readers to stop…

Sex on the Bitch (regular Sex on the Beach plus rohypnol)

Über crush on Hannibal.

Good thing our national health plan pays for abortions, ey? Peace oot.