Dude is pretend struggling with a very real pretend problem, money is the least of his issues.

I don't mean to Braggi, but i taught him everything i know about how to use Surtr-able words for pun threads.

Now i gotta Sif through the whole thread to find the funny jokes. Hope my nerves don't Frey. Maybe i'll leave it for later, let [c]Ullr heads prevail.

+5 XP for obligatory tossaway racism comment on Lovecraft thread

godamned Eloi, they don't even taste good. And they're lousy lovers. And you spend hours cooking dinner, do you get a compliment or even a simple word of thanks? NO

The FCC shouldn't allow that kind of mistake. Period.

I laugh whenever i see the name "Tommy Chong", myself. It goes back to that winter i was homeless in Nanaimo, in 1994 or 1995, and shuffling down through the sleet one night i walked by what passed for a 100-seat showbar in those days, the marquée showing

Easily intimidated? Were you cowed by some ethnic boys from the Downtown Middle School that summer?

I agree wholeheartedly, he does indeed have such a future in those very boardrooms.

I have a Pin of Rolling +3, if you think—

I kept reading "Flashzombie", and now i'm really looking forward to it

*whines* "…and i just went there for some power converters!" *whimpers*

….cardboard models?

Anybody see Z Nation this week? I'm not one for a final-shot sting, but after the predictable "ex-girlfriend is pregnant" joke doubled down with the Zombie Baby path, i was surprised that the mom's tongue-stuck-out final shot of metal awesome made me so damned happy. Asylum, right?

" I truly fucking hate my country sometimes"

classic Schlosser

…would you really want to bed the woman for whom that box story seals the deal?

The edges of Kijiji, the wilderness north of Craigslist.

I thought you were the carpet cleaner.

My doctor prescribed me some Blockade Runners. Didn't think they'd be so expensive.