mmmm deaf-blind Axe Murderer / Seeresses. Hot.

mmm

btw I don't care

* strokes Chicken's feathered head-plume *

..my Man-Hen, i apologize. But alas, you are a but a Minor Reader (Jyotish). You'll be a Minor Sage (Jyotish) when you hit 9th Level Jyotish Reader, and take a Prestige Class.

"How did Gargamel know that he could turn Smurfs to gold"

I'm with ya, Bruce. You're getting +100XP per page with a poem, +500XP if you post first, and set the tone.

The AV Club

With your permission, that's getting into his Description in the next Monstrous Compendium Appendexical Release, "Fey Folk, Fomorians, and Fortean Events".

Are all these pretty Spam-Succubi getting the great Alfa Romeos, or are all Alfa Romeos great, making the repeated use of this adjective an apparent tautology? If so, i'd be happier to know something else about these Alfae Rominaria, like what colour they are, or what the back seats smell like.

…..oh, no, i don't want to buy any cookies. Hey, did anybody ever tell you that you look like Malin Akerman? Is that a skeevy thing to say?
….it is?

…..what? I was doing something, i missed that.

shhh, this one's cute. And she had a great Alfa Romeo. I might need a lift.

…and what a noble little deceit it is.

mmm. "Waited".

….that's what they want you to think. "As a citizen of a democracy, i am technically sort of a World Leader!"

He loves honesty, though, and candour. That's why we know he hates everything.

Pft. "owner". Like an international consortium of investments and shell companies could sigh.

I Am Already Overflowing with Hatred, Internet.

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