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The Archmage of the Aether
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Wizards are busy using 1st level Charm Person spells to get laid. We could give a fuck about this dress; it's just more pollution, burning Aether, releasing carbon monoxide.

You might not recognize me. I tend to be taller than your average Gnome.

Be critical about not mentioning something like The Walking Dead. I mean, that's serious stuff.

They've been trying to get in contact with you- apparently, you borrowed their corkscrew? Anyhow, they want to eat your liver.

Ranquin was a great Character. Man, could he drink.

Pretty sure from the US,* but the sites are based in Europe. Because of the FBI hunting down torrenters and pirate radio stations like dogs, the 10 years of prison threatened for piracy, and the high-level negotiations leading to Canada changing their laws to comply with Washington's copyright demands.

It's straddling modernity, more like

…and those who prefer three categories, for mystic resonance?

* pushes glasses up nose *

Is it a loophole if they don't specify that the contest is only open to Americans? I don't know about the book, i just want to win a contest i'm not eligible for, on a technicality, especially if it means that no eligible contestant will win instead of me.

If they build a scale-replica of El Monte del Perdición, i will Bless it to make whatever accidents happen within it more interesting and newsworthy.

I think he still has a marriage to Thóra Borgarhjǫrtr before he's done.

I have no idea how your post makes sense. Nimoy passed at 83, this guy is 70, and will be in prison till he's 86. That's worse than being dead. Plus, being a child molester in prison will probably make his orifices prolapse.

I got a Goblin in my basement. He needs the work.

"Heartthrob Assassin" would have been catchier, anyhow.

It truly, truly outraged us! …are you here with me? It truly truly truly outraged us!

I am outraged by the synergy. Truly.

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup