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…perpetual High-school kids vs. perpetual college freshmen?

* Summons Triceratops, commands it to impale Boner *

it all makes sense now, thanks

Hunh? Oh that, You know, "Yes, if / No, but"

What about sub-warp speed?

Let me dig up a poem of his to properly mourn the great man.

SEE CHAPPIE IN THEATRES ONLY ON MARCH 6

* rends shirt *

…….overtly

Blomkamp's writing in Elysium was worse than his directing, which also had big problems. I think he needs a writing partner. Doesn't have to be a better writer- just a second set of eyes, and the authority to ask questions.

Sure you can. Her parents did.

IRON EAGLE

Wooden you know it, i'm board of these pun threads.

The Bible is just the handbook / brochure for a 2000-year corporation that used its influence to amass wealth and property worldwide beyond the scope of any before it, by conducting a death-penalty-enforced war for minds and souls.

Your faux-Latin is about two millennia premature. "Bilpilzdik" sounds more apt.

I would have kept the "year" part. "Annigaysery" makes so much more etymological sense.

One chapter says "throw rocks till they die". Another chapter has a Rape Town that gives its name to anal sex. The rest sorta frames them out (presumably because they're all dead).

Why does nobody go to Thailand any more?

….dude, this has been my verbatim attitude since they set up their lemonade stand on my arugula patch.

I'm sure this is exhaustively explained in one of the later straight-to-video Hellraiser movies.