Next year they're planning on Sex Crate. I hope it's wood and not cardboard.

Why? All entertainment is timepass. Diversion from the hard, horrible reality of life is exactly what one is asking for, paying for, and how much it costs should be relative to how much diversion it gives you at the time, and how much it changes your life afterwards, influencing your ongoing distraction and diversion…

"Recent history", maybe. The Bible is horrifying and manipulative, but not dopey. The Mahabharata is exhaustive and encyclopedaeic, not dopey.

"the laughs limited to a few isolated moments of randomness"

classic Archfiend_

But the story is dopey.

Also, the Europeans don't put up torrents for the rest of Humanity, and for me. Selfish boob-hoggers.

I knew a girl called Cindy Cacklevomit. I don't think that was her birth-name. She was fired from the library. She didn't let it get her down, though. I presume.

How does it undermine the point of the movie? "What is life?" "Is my life just assumptions and inertia?"

Do you get a prize or refund if the puzzle entertainment fails to keep you occupied for a certain amount of time?

It's Episode 16. How much more season? In the time of premier post-cable series, these network shows seem interminable.

…and sometimes, the airline baggage detectives find them again. Those guys really urn their keep.

One of my Henchman's parents* met while they were both subjects of one of my lab experiments. I think it happens a lot.

Hey, kids! Get a laundry pen and draw your favourite CSI character in the blank space above!

It's beyond postmodern, it's borderline prefuturist.

…yeah

* sails past on Netscape Navigator yacht, with all the sweet ladies onboard *

Your shame makes you Human. It won't save you, but it might redeem you.

Your mom just rolled her eyes at "totes adorbz".

A reminder that everybody starts at Level 1. And makes awkward masturbation non-jokes.