Eh, every writer of an incest story tries to fluff it with talk of Greek Tragedy. I don't think it makes it so, even if everybody dies.

To be frank, the French don't consider the French spoken in North America to be "French"— the French concept of language seems to relegate dialects into different language categories.

Great Job, Upworthy

euugh, the security camera caught Jon Glaser touching every one of them.

Are there no other options? 9/11, or "pictures of leftover pizza crusts from the Parks and Recreation wrap party"?

Slow News Day, Internet

I thought that Krishna was the blues deity.

He started off as a joke in an April edition of Dragon Magazine, but everybody loved the Punfight rules.

She blocked the memory! She thought she throttled a rooster!!

mwa ha ha

I remember when Moses Znaimer had his trumpet-voiced wife doing all the promos on the station. "mmmnnnnCanada's newstyle artschannel."
Cue purge.

"Janeane Garafalo […] added some needed bite to the show at its start."

The Haiti of Europe.

If you don't watch yourself, she'll rebowel you in the same attack round

Jeez, we're all assholes, that's no excuse to kill us

Don't look away- she'll take that as a sign of weakness, and will debowel you.

What does Michigan's dialed number recorder have against swans

Haiti?

Get tiny red maple leaves hidden all over your body, like patriotic freckles.

"D minus???"
- Pops Freshenmeyer • 2 days ago
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