I was considering getting a Cursed Scroll transcribed onto my back. Something like "If you can read this then you have already turned into an emu."

Just get "胡子纹身" inked on your upper lip. Very meta.

Except any party. Chaotic Evil insane Arch-Witch crones are less than half as much fun as you'd hope.

Good timing, Mystery Guest

* Teleports the Iron Hedgehog into Guybrush's colon *

* silently Teleports behind Regular Potato Chip, hefts club, looks around for an approving nod *

But lords below, surely he's not the only Scottish duck voice talent who needs work

The tempo of the Russian version is too speedy, obviously.

"At those words, a thousand waterfowl descended upon Indiana Beach Crow; within moments, all that was left was his shredded singlet, limp with blood and the faeces of impending doom."

They're obsessed with rebooting, regardless of the quality of the end product. …..don't laugh, it's a serious mallardy.

Not just teenage rebellion; college existentialist, post-grad anarchist, gentleman libertarian.

Mr. Heller, your talk of Spelljammer and Gamma World is well-reveived…. have you ever seen the World of Darkness game Mage, and its sub-genre, starring Mage's villains-turned-antihero-turned heroes, called The Technocracy? Lovely, lovely stuff.

Deitrich had that Carradine look about him, indiscriminate with drugs and women, specific with disturbing Thailand-based kinks.

There must be other options.

When i first noticed the similarities between the themes from The Greatest American Hero, The A-Team, Tales of the Gold Monkey and Magnum P.I., i realized there was something fishy going on. "Why are they copying each other?" I wondered.

I hear the ladies love a nimble linguist.

Wow, the Japanese have a word for everything

Eh, the first side of Zoso begins and ends with Battle for Evermore, i think.
But you know how i feel about Ringwraiths.

Yeah, the one where people Cronenberg each others' gaping wounds.

"Stocking up on kleenex"? What don't i know about the finale?