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The Archmage of the Aether
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Vorpals are great for the quick kill, but nobody ever mentions how utterly useless they are for dismembering, light incisions, gardening. They're like butterknives when it comes to elbows and torsos, they're all about vertebrae and tracheae.

The themes, man

* shrugs, cuts Whovian's life into pieces *

Eh, a star explodes, becomes plumes of dust, gathers, becomes new stars, planets, even Humans like you!*

"Don't make that face because your face'll get stuck like that FOREVER" = you

Season 2 is humming along nicely, i must admit. Glad to see that problems were fixed. It gives one hope for the Future of Entertainment.

I can't hear you! Say it like you mean it!!!

Refresh my RAM. Was she a Designing Woman?

* nods, gibbers, laughs *

* nine hundred million Hindus blink in unison *

Sing them, damn your eyes! "There's a staaaaarrrrrr MAN" juxtaposed with "some WHERE over the rainbow"

The chorus of Bowie's Starman and The Wizard of Oz's Over the Rainbow. In fact, i think Bowie did it on purpose, to evoke the older song without overtly referring to it. But look at the themes, man, the themes.

"Residual Profit" sounds like when i was working in the hotel industry, i sold dried sputum, used q-tips and soiled bedside tissues to the DNA Bank. They paid me 0.003gp for every unbroken strand of DNA, i totally got paid from 500-3000gp per fortnight.

DO NOT swallow glow stick fluid.
DO NOT swallow glow stick fluid.
Do not swallow glow stick fluid.
Do not swallow glow stick fluid.
Don't swallow glow stick fluid.
Do swallow glow stick fluid.
Swallow glow stick fluid.
Swallow glow stick fluid.
SWALLOW GLOW STICK FLUID

Nah. Me and Tlazoteotl, we taking care.

He's a bacterium. Those are flagella.

Sucking up, trying to prove you read the article. Oooo, so literate. But you're not winning any points around here with your NWP in Reading/Writing, kid.

It could've been worse, it almost was a Macdonaldland Cookies movie, and we'd have to deal with Grimace / Joey.blowey with Kaley Cuoco's voice.

I'll tell you who hates freedom! A supposedly 'free speech' site that meets my attempts to match the tome of racist frothy ire with a bit of cussin', and all my best comments are 'pending'!! Free, my fat shit fuck slut ass.

….besides you and your "date".