I guess it depends how that 1250lbs got onto his back, then.

This is where polytheism shows itself to be the obvious true form of divine reality.

It's okay. Not everybody has to be in everything.

Pork-shaped chickenwire! My one Weakness!!!!

It matters more what the jury thought, doesn't it?

* Conjures an airplane ticket to Bangalore for this good friend from Connecticut *

What is this "nerd"? A man with interests beyond league sports? I care not. There are exotic women bouncing on my lap.

I am Fireballing from the crack of dawn onwards, i keep one 3rd Level slot for an emergency Dispel Magic, i'm lucky if i can raise a Lightning Bolt after twelve noon. 6th Level Disintegrates and 9th Level Wishes i also toss off like efflua, but i seem to usually have 7th and 8th Level spells to spare.

I was always more drawn to the birdlike charms of the young Katherine Hepburn. That voice is nuts, notice how nobody speaks like that anymore? You hear that voice coming from beneath you, you know you're having sex in the 1950's.

* locks Neckbeard in a chiffarobe *

"Who is it that is stronger, he who crushes the skulls, or he who chooses not to?"

For the record, in AD&D terms (in 1st and 2nd editions) it would have taken 23 Strength to have a chance to lift 1250lbs. That's like them Cloud Giants, kids.

Yeah that's what you want. Carnivorous gorillas.

That was blowing a mimejob.

That kid with the freckles who threw up on her desk every year.

Not with that kind of bone density, you don't.

* pushes one guy and a girl to the ground; Chain Lightnings the last man standing *

I respect an actor who isn't afraid to pig out at Christmas. And Thanksgiving. And in barbeque season. And on Arbor Day.

I hope you repaid the favour with anonymous gifts of fake* plastic poop.

And dammit, we got rights! You can't just up and toss a Gnome! We got a union!