Oh, i did, and loved it. Parallellogramatically, I hope you saw the first season of Twitch City. It also had a pre-fame Gollum Geith Rennie.

Nice. It is rare to find examples of responsible Chaotic Neutral parenting. I'm giving your family a seven-generation +10% XP bonus for Chaosian Advancement. I have no expectations.

+1 Charisma

A friend and I used to draw whole pages of one guy killing another guy in ever-more imaginative and gory ways. Teacher saw it once; he smirked, noted that neither of us was having problems with the class material, pointed out that if he noticed us doing this, by definition it was disruptive to the class, so could we…

I hope you told that to your daughter after she turned 18. Beforehand, it's too good a line to rest in her hands.

I understand why you wrote that, but this has been in my craw for some time….. it really should be "Molly Parker of Twitch City fame", or even, "Molly Parker from that weird canadian R-rated necrophilia film, where she's the hot young coroner." Really, it should.

An actual, real, Great Job Internet? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your laptop?

I knew a guy called Eight Bit Art. So named for the wide range of services he offered if you'd pay him four quarters.

You can cause 1hp +Str bonus Damage with an underripe watermelon. Does not make it a Sword.

It was grounds for divorce. Wait- that's coffee again. I got this….

He couldn't even kill that guy! Well, he didn't have a sword, did he. Loser.

It's basically a car antenna. I mean, come on.

The one thing i like about Steven Hawking is that he's quick to admit when a theory of his is about to be shown to be wrong. That's not where he keeps his ego, and it's admirable.

Well- SPOILERS—

It just seems like 'again', but it's really just once.

I agree!

If by 'fine' you mean 'adequate', i say, do not demur so, the paste would be delicious.

I was a great fan of the movie Prince of Darkness, which uses the tachyonic antitelephone as an interesting plot device.

It's a known fact that 36 year-old former TV personalities who still have flatmates are haunted by feelings of inadequacy. So, if they also own a sword, ask yourself why.

America needs a tighter Sword Registry.