Yep, nothing beats the human touch of hired goons

You're fired. The rest of you commenters write some good ones, like "Trump OK!" but more proactive

That's what the world needs - more TrumpTV

Ouch, that's what Kesha sounds like? She should take money from her PR budget and move it into song writing and production.

No Ron Perlman, no Hellboy.

I think Trump is just an asshole. You guys elected another asshole.

"just lying about" or "just is" the pettiest little shit?

Trudeau is just a version of Trump that's nicer on Twitter.

I guess America will just have to stop electing stupid fat assholes.

This rule applies to a lot of fat guys, it's hardly a Christie only thing

Why is that one Fashion editor made of leather?

Crikey, Yahoo Serious can cause 'Suicide by Comedian'

Stupid Australians, just get a dog for fuck's sake. You bathe a dog it might scoot around the carpet for a while, but it won't release poison gas or anything.

I hope we finally get to see a remake of her father's classic films, like White Line Fever or Eat my Dust.

His 'human urinal' rider got in the way too

Scaramucci sleeps with the fishes - Harvard

looking forward to the Compass movie. About a young arrow who decides he wants to point east instead of North.

it's either Clusterfuck or Glockenspiel

This 'War on Douchebags' is really a war I can get behind

…and footage of him trying to kick out a police car window