Even better!

They Maggie Gyllenhal sideboob hour looks good. When does it start?

No, but the first pill is usually free if you're a first time buyer.

Drug Dealers, is there anything they can't do?

They do suggest trying the "Talking Pie" as well

I know a good divorce lawyer.

hmm, shouldn't there be a 'Firefly' thread happening here?

Granny porn

Is your name Michael Diamond?

FYI, the phrase "Trump press-conference" assumes "unhinged"

Go ctrl-alt-delete yourself President Shitface

I concur, and also concede the floor to you Sir.

pfft please, fidget spinners are almost useful

Things we have to endure for the next 2 years

and +5 sideburns of power

According to Gene Simmons women really love Gene Simmons, so maybe getting KISS to headline would help

Try it with Postum, it totally rocks

PBS's legal department finally hired some assholes.
The circle of life is complete

Clownvoted

What's Kinja and will it limit the amount of "join Disqus" popups I encounter?