She's some kind of 'entertainer' apparently

I did, I felt like that.

Sorry everyone, my +5 Rod of Cancellation was being repaired.

"Anyway, look on the bright side, Chris:" you get a lot of money for what appears to be minimal effort and dubious talent

And yet, the government does nothing? How long will we, the less attractive allow these people to suffer

I suppose typecasting is one of the downsides of being super-hot

It was ok, I kind of like Bruno Mars and his band, they were pretty good

Maggie Q as an erotic assassin/agent? Wow, that's something new for her.

I thought Beyonce was terrible, am I the only one? Coldplay was also terrible, but I expected that

Fuckin Cthulhu eh? His tentacles get into everything

I got to Blythe Danner's first line and had to bail. The pace of it and the style reeked of "lifetime movie with slightly more money"

On one thing we all agree
he had a knife and was charging at me

Is that Murphy Brown on the far left?

hmmmm, that makes sense. Cereal makers are a crafty bunch

He's not giving fucks or piss about angels now…

Lemmy used to pick guys like Depp out of his stool.

Could be a sign of in-breeding, which can be a sign of aristocracy….

I know, but "Chocolatey" must have a legal definition somewhere

I should have quadrilled you during our square dance

You might be waiting a while