I'm planning to sue General Mills. Count Chocula isn't chocolatey enough to be called "Chocolatey", the "Spooky-fun" marshmallows are neither 'spooky' nor are they 'fun' and I highly doubt Count Chocula is part of any aristocracy at all.

comey-ing rite up!!

David Spade? did you lose a bet or something?

Behold Zardog!

"The Giant head was my idea. I thought of it after working with Burt Reynolds on Deliverance"

I'm sold!

Couple hours ago.

We should probably have them spayed or neutered.

Does it even matter? Have you ever been around Furries? They all smell like 'wet dog'.

I wonder what McGyver could do with the Guyver suit?

I remember when this was on air. It was unbelievably bad.

*cranks Telegram Sam while holding middle finger to back of door

You're not my real Dad!!

Someone needs to break Nicholas Sparks' laptop

fluh, whatevah. I'm going to my room to listen to Bauhaus

Hey, Russel is old but calling him an antique is uncool

You know coolness, that's what you know

Charlize? Dumpster Diving!? Nasty Gal?!?

Morgan Spurlock 'documentaries' and movies 'directed' by McG

Up and Atom!!