Hipster Coolverine = fantastic

Hey internet, your constant need for attention is getting troubling

True, I repeated it to myself and it is pretty funny sounding

Holy Halcyon!!! it's Major Monotone!!

Her eyeroll power causes bands to break up.

Yes, but he's also psychotic.

Like, you know… whatever.

I didn't know there was an X-men who special power was irony

The Native Siberians call it Maize

Doug Judy!!

Maintain and wait till someone goes to the can.

I'll meet you halfway.

No.

Sutton Foster is so attractive and interesting that I truly would like to get to know her with the hopes that we would get along and that our relationship could eventually become sexual.

Which one plays the black ghostbuster? I don't want to be racist and suggest it's the black actress… so which one is it?

He gives me a shame-boner

You beat me by a few seconds, and 12 hours.

Pfft, nouns are over-rated

As if nerds who play Catan have any interest in vegetables

If you hear "Hey!! Hey!!" anywhere you know they'll succeed.