Cyclops = "Noooo!!!!! "

"Yeehaw!!!" (followed by) "Looks like trouble for them X-Men!"

The end is always nigh in these movies.

"Icelandic people are difficult to parse."

what a load of poo.

Lauren Ash is wasted on this. Wake the fuck up Hollywood, she's pee-your-pants funny

She coulda been a lady.

Right, thanks!!

Going with the 'actual competition' instead of 'faux-reality bullshit' was a really good idea.

More importantly, did the Maples and Oaks ever settle their differences?

As soon as the reunion is complete I guess

You Sir, are a cockeyed optimist.

I am literally consuming my pork rinds with rage right now.

Euchre.

Let me know when they collide in a car accident.

NBC hopes The Wiz Live! is more “must watch” than “hate-watch”

no.

-vo.

Bra-

He's from Toronto. Very few of us are interesting.