also he has incredibly stupid hair

FYI, Bearded Garret Dillahunt is the…

How do they keep up on current events?

Analman 2 - The Licking of Dong Buggery

fucking fakers.

They also liked Mad Max, and the refreshing taste of Pepsi-Cola

that's not weird, unless she grew a second head and it's nominated and her original head isn't

crikey.

Spotify should fuck off.

What a mooch. He should be able to afford his own place

Or Clint Howard showing up with a pitcher of Tranya

"It’s like, we’re up against this incredible creative algorithm"

You should watch Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren, it had some similar flaws but overall was quite good.

True, he might as well have apologized for the craft services.

FYI, the whole movie was a shitpile Lindelhof.

did they ever explain how to use the seashells?

Talentless, yes. Shitstain, yes. Pity-casting, yes.

I think it's time someone turned off the internet and then turned it back on again. That should clear all the cached crap from it and give the AV Club some time to gather it's thoughts.

The Holodeck totally beats the Millenium Falcon's lame "Ray Harryhausen's Fightin' Holo-chess" game

without hitting play, I call 1 for "Stupid blue-green colour grade"