Use your own money for your stupid ideas Internet

PLOT TWIST!!!

You can add "Black Christmas" and "Foxy Brown" to his list of possible remakes

nerdgasm.

You can't hide forever Abrams…

Without film people in the coming dystopian future would be unable to enjoy the magic of "Brewster's Millions'

Well you missed an entirely different river fight scene, on a frozen river no less!

Does it explain why so much of the film was shot in slow motion?

Blockbuster movies, exec boardrooms, NASCAR, why do women want to be part of so much lame-ness?

Johnny Depp in any liquor store security cam footage

"the internet is very rarely a “safe space."

Sounds boring (and somewhat narcissistic)

I'm looking forward to 'Chicago Teeth' (it's about a single female dentist and then some stuff happens)

The man cannot catch a break

The slow motion audition tape she sent in was really something.

After Sutter's fucking ad, you could be fucking next,

I'm literally a bastard, but I have done little to warrant execution

Are we sure the title wasn't "The Bastard, Executioner!!" ?

Boo fucking hoo, ya big hairy baby.

"Created by Melissa Rosenberg (who put in time on shows as varied as Dexter, Birds Of Prey, and Party Of Five in addition to writing all five Twilight movies"