Tim and Eric stuff is comedy?

I bet the awkward post-interview pauses before cutting to the next bit of office hi-jinks will really benefit from rotoscoping

You're right, they deserve our pity, which in my case is a thin cover for boredom

I know, Hollywood keeps coming up with new ways to use the word 'sexy', new ideas that to illuminate the world of sexy protagonists and groundbreaking uses of the phrase "Now that's what I'm talking about!" much to the delight of the movie going public.

McG should remake Ben-Hur

Mandy Moore is the Rula Lenska of this decade

June Diane Raphael qualifies as an 'ultra-brunette' on my personal scale of brunette-ish-ness

Review was a bit vague, do you like it?

Wiggity wiggity wack for sure, but Wiggity wiggity wiggity wack?

I've been calling her Steve.

Seriously what were the Academy refs thinking?!?

Oh really?

Testify!!

…David Gordon Green

I don't know, have you been on the "internet"?

My Brand is RC Cola.

Too many Tuba music reviews

FecesBook

I wonder how Facebook/Spotify/Apple will use my 3 hour treatise on the music of GG Allin and the Mentors?

At least we all now know what to call Jordanian nerds