Hey McD's - livin beats dyin (of colon cancer)

is it "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls" ?

They should sit on it till everyone who saw the crappy one with aliens and glass skulls and poison ants and Shia LeBatshit-crazy passes away.

Or the nailing Kate Capshaw part.

"Yeah, you had a great view from behind your desk Chief Pemberton"

also Fuck Kickstarter

Fuck Kickstarter

I'm not sure Lucas was complaining about this trend of shallow movies.

I don't blame him, being on a boat with Limp Bizkit probably leads to a lot of uncomfortable romantic 'misunderstandings'

It's destined to become an Xmas family classic!

"Henson’s pronounced curves."

New Headline - "Casting department holds at 50% success rate"

Hmmm, I looked up the definition of 'astounding' and it reads 'surprisingly impressive or notable.'

Hey, if Netflix didn't want you beating off they wouldn't have made the category "Because you pleasured yourself to The Golden Girls", would they?

Well, I mean who wouldn't?

Senor Spielbergo is attached to direct!

Now that's what I'm talkin about!!!

She needs to focus on the elements of Cinema excellence-ness, and less on "trying to win an Oscar so bad it hurts…"

Price Chopper totally rules. Where else can you buy weird giant bags of olives?

Vera - "Deb, are we boned?"
Debra - "Oh yeah, we're boned."