Eli, your 'game-y' torture porn movies are boring, let's play 'Hungry Hungry Hippo' instead.

Uhhh, umm, errr….

They should try a show on sexy Vampires, seems like a genre that could pay off.

Tick tock, hollywood.

Oh American TV execs, why y'all gotta be so stupid?

That girl should get her mustache waxed

In the 80's the phrase "We got a couple actors from SNL!!" was said with an entirely different tone of voice than it is now.

Kanye is all of those things and he's a messiah of some sort and I think he may even have a degree in Dentistry, or perhaps Carpentry.

Maybe, what's he been up to lately?

I'd love to farm your moisture

Pharrell is that guy with the tiny head/giant hat thing right? Or is he the weird guy who never blinks from Jane's Addiction?

It does happen, but then I look down my pants and say "I can't stay mad at you!!"

Stay the course Tity Boi, they're waiting for your resolve to weaken so they can offer less money.

Indian Jones and the Reluctant Sphincter

Someone should write a story about using a public washroom after a Chipotle diner.

And I'd be willing to crack some skulls together to make this happen!!

Excellent!!

Oh my God!! it's like an episode of the twilight zone, where the internet has become hell or something.

"Automobile!! Ridin 'round in my Automobile!!!

Sometimes I miss Crow so much, I could literally just die.