Why would anyone do this?

'Hot Crackers' might be a good title for Aniston's next rom-com.

I'm sticking with Thing#1 and Thing#2

Also I've heard Will Smith actually says "Now that's what I'm talking about!!" a lot and then looks around for anyone to smile in acknowledgement. Probably gets awkward.

Usually one participant is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches

I bet none of them want to be around when Will Smith brings those idiot-weirdo kids of his to set.

To be fair, it was 5 minutes and I didn't read yours

Maybe if they retool his character from "casual racist" to "business casual racist"?

This would all be followed with his usual weak-hearted apology

Hmm, tell Crackle I consulted my magic 8-ball and it said "outlook not good"

Jiminy Jillickers!

I'm still waiting for their Christmas Album

Yeah, my post revealed a bit didn't it.

And I'll be there backstage to say to groupies "I came up with the title" as they ignore me and watch you.

Uhhh, Helloooo…

Meh, I like Bourdain but I can understand the dislike. When his shows are good, they're great, and when they suck it's like watching a drunk old hobo beat off in a corner of a bar while everyone pretends it's cool

was the last line a text from your girlfriend?

Goose - Synrise
Duran Duran - Ordinary World
The Faces - Ogden's gone nut flake
Teenage Fanclub - Hang on
Waylon Jennings - Are you sure Hank done it this way
Teenage Fanclub - Radio
The Flashbulb - Undiscovered Colors
Bonobo - Kong
Breakstra - Getcha Soul together (Part2)
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
Goddo - So walk on
Mogwai…

Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Shotgun to face - Self inflicted

Maybe take a lesson from Seinfeld NBC, make it opposite day for the whole year.