I had a few Uncles like this too. Around Goderich Ontario and up to Owen Sound. First time I heard Charlie F, I thought it was one of my Uncle Gords (I had 3 Uncle Gordons btw)

Hee Haw was one of the first Canadian Salvos in our ongoing culture war with less-gifted Americans.

GIving 'Girls' a B might send Lena into a rage spiral.

"Pubes of Yesterday!"

Go Banana!!

Is there a comment count on boob jokes yet?

I see your unconvincedness and raise you Pitou, Maman, Salle de bain, maple flavoured doughnuts and of course…

if you don't like this movie, you are a heartless bastard/girl bastard.

I hope it has a sexy cop who's got one day to retirement

Grand Canyon

Some of the radio quotes are pretty funny

Mein Bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z

I'd like to let some air out of that stuffed shirt

Asking AV Club commenters to pick their favourite Simpsons lines might break the internet.

The man you knew as Lionel Hutz no longer exists

Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of "Rock You Like A Hurricane?" What kind of countrified rube is still impressed by that?

I'd like to help you Homer, but that pig…

Hey Jean-luc, get off my back

Allo? Can someone 'elp me hopen my jar of sex wax?

Sorry Cirion, but it's better you know now before you start asking around for a Starfleet application form.