bad news for the Jizzmaster General eh?

they can't print that can they?

Manager - NO!! Only the one with the really stupid hair gets to be the cool one!!!

FYI when you say "50 shades fanfic" the word 'shitty' is probably redundant

Memo to One Direction: you can't all dress up like Morrissey

Is the guy in Capt America underoos getting ready to "rub one out" or did he just finish?

They should consider new ideas

"I'm pretty sure I have a solid sexual harassment case."

"savvy retro repackaging" ?!??! "’80s nostalgia" !?!!? "social media enabling" !??!

Rachel McAdams? Yawn.

I look forward to her saying really stupid things at press conferences where Stone wears equally stupid suits.

American Horror Story has scripts?

Hopefully the "twist" is that this posting is all a big sick joke

How many more "Sesame Street was so {depressing adjective}" stories you got left?

This lawsuit has less merit than Lionel Hutz's false advertising suit against the makers of "The Neverending Story"

yes I am, and I can't help but love you so

I know a lot of Spaniards and what they find funny is kinda low-brow. If I can get there and stand on stage making fart noises I'd be a millionaire

Now you're on the trolley!

I guess it's official. Zooey Deschanel is Satan's Cheerleader

Also as a side note to the AV Club - Disqus really sucks. And the sponsored links from 'Taboola' might be clicked on by me if there where less photos of d-list celebs who had plastic surgery while stupid