Gay Zeus throws the best Halloween parties

It was really cool meeting him too. He was the nicest rock star I've ever met.

Joe Strummer

Zombieland 2

your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!

Even if the movie sucked it would be a chance to hang out with Gemma Arterton, who is actually pretty hilarious. I saw her on Graham Norton and she's really funny

Everyone knows all the good movies are affiliated with Satan

Meh any cartoon (sorry, animated short) with that much "fine print surrounded by laurels" is usually preachy film-fest filler, so can you just tell us the 'lesson' we're meant to learn so we can get on with our lives?

Take that Ceacescu,,, Cauceauscu… Chow-chess-q

Couldn't we all stand to be a little more Cronenbergian though?

The part where he actively lowers the mid-range on a lady's stereo was pretty good. She seemed pleased with the results and found her music less tinny sounding.

"Thus far, the 27-year-old pop sensation has offered only offered a vague and enigmatic quasi-explanation of the new tat…"

hmmm, how about "AGGGGHHHHHH!!!" ?

Now Marvel can use "Arrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" without having to send a cheque to those Kirbys

True enough. Teddy couldn't even park a car properly

That's right Schager, you didn't see nothin…

In an out-take Ms Fields holds up a sign that says "ONION"

I think I've missed most of the good ones.

I've never seen a funny "Funny or Die" thing.

I like the old bat-mobile and my cat's breath smells like cat food