That was fun, hey maybe this whole "internet" thing will catch on eh?

Don't be so sure, I went to Crotchtoberfest and it was a trade show about new-fangled gusset technology

True, I do wish Marvel would stop making me Hawkeye-brauten for lunch every day

Zack Snyder - proof you can survive after a total charisma bypass

Magid and Associates are the ones to blame for cookie cutter newscasts across North America. They'd roll into smaller markets and convince the TV stations to buy one of their sets and pick one of their generic blonde bob hairstyles for any women on their newscasts.

I got 10 minutes in when I realized that Gotham's 'Promotional Hype and Excitement to Actual Episode Shittiness ratio' approached the first episode of Agents of SHIELD.

Is the 'H' silent?

Fluh, try living in Toronto. It was a pretty shitty looking city 20 years ago, now it's a shitty looking city filled with condo towers

Way better, I withdraw my Walken nomination

Walken, hands down

For me it was Nixon. That sucked. I think it was the first movie where he started randomly flying titles around the screen

Fuckin America, always trying to ruin our good time.

Oliver Stone? How many chances does this windy old bugger get?

The "All My Circuits" movie where Calculon double checked his paperwork?

I was "Director of Boob Inspection" at KPMG for a few years, but I lost interest in the work. A lot of boobs went un-inspected, I hit the bottle…

"director of thought leadership content" is to high finance what "social media guru" is to internet startups

I'm waiting for a "when will Firefly be back on the air?" thread to spontaneously start here

Shonda!

also she could have peppered the article with a few 'mmm-hmmms'

Shonda Rhimes proves that anyone regardless of race, sex, and whatever can make truly shitty television.