sounds crap-tacular

"What possibly could have possessed a comedian as sharp as Simon Pegg to squander his gifts on a movie as soggy as Hector And The Search For Happiness? "

Canadians…

That really is a lovely picture of her.

CHUDs mostly.

For an extra $5000 will she tattoo it on her own face? My design will be simple…

Normally I am not one to base my opinions on an artist's appearance…

Kebell is pretty freakin fantastic at the whole acting thing

"If Vince Vaughn ever dies during filming of a movie…"

OK Job AV Club Advertorial Department!

FYI, a bleach wipe will remove jizz from a keyboard.

True, weirdly weird… and quiet… much too quiet.

I'm sure the phrase "set phasers on suck" will be uttered by crew members during filming

See that internet!! We can be nice to each other!!

I liked it.

Don't joke, with Ridley Scott directing all sorts of stupid bullshit could happen

I guess you just don't understand football

I'm not watching this till she gets off her ass and does something about the New York Giants' O-Line issues.

Being an ugly dude myself I can tell you that we're not all into buttplugs. In fact in recent years the percentage of ugly dudes into butt plugs has dropped to 75%.

Whatever you do, don't mention you have a small penis, the internet's AI gets all up in your business