Those a-holes at SyFy totally cock-blocked my show pitch and they pick up this?!?!

You sir, have shattered my world view, I'm going to law school

"Al Pacino is a cranky, washed-up actor in this trailer for The Humbling"

If they locked all of the FOX VPs, Execs, and whatever focus group boneheads they've been getting advice from into a small unadorned room, then waited to see who resorted to cannibalism first, I would not only watch the shit out of that I would pay $5.99 to stream 5+ minutes.

Test Failed

Did anyone bring Madlibs? or a Beaches DVD?

Any story where you bang Catwoman anywhere needs no framework, organic or otherwise.

1) That's nice son
2) Oh really?
3) Hey son, Daddy needs his 'drinky drinky' time, why don't you go out and play with your friends

Dorek writes the way people think.

I've 'ad it up to me gullivah wit' your monkey-shines…

2Ru Legit 2 Detect

bleech Vince Vaughan… I bet Owen Wilson will just be hanging around the set all day looking like Droopy Dog on downers

I look forward to your TED talk on the subject

Yeah, except for the rest of her life (if it was reality) she'd always have to answer the following

A Supervillain (who sucks at writing) must have taken over the writer's room.

Ok, but in all honesty I'm so old school, when I think of Batgirl it's usually Yvonne Craig

Hey Capt Smartypants….

I guess a lone Batgirl tested bad in some focus group somewhere….

Looks like trouble for them Duke boys…

They're drunk on their own power