Yes, that he can play the accordion while balancing two confused old men on his head.

So many jimmies being rustled…. heavens

Take that Cancer!!

She would really have loved that comment… and this entire thread.

It's nice that Ridley Scott will finally have the chance to fuck up a space story closer to home.

You have to admire their consistency though.

Maybe it was more of a "Fuck you" tour?

I sentence you to Death by Hacking

Dax Sheppard? Movie?

How did they get Justin Bieber to agree to this? He looks slightly less gay in that outfit.

You wouldn't need a shotgun for the angry nerds on those sites.

I'd care

…then steals your credit card after telling you that your penis is too small to pleasure anyone

Whatever, so the internet has slightly more porn on it

Lousy corporate media, we don't need your hate crimes here…

I wasn't joking, math jokes make girls horny

This Prof has to be up to his neck in pooty tang

I got one for "deteriorating lawyer-client relationship"

Crap! and I'm cooking pterodactyl tonight….

when you pry them off my cold dead crotch.