He's releasing one full of his favorite Scorpions' songs as well.

Bet it ends with a buffet.

This could be great, Ed Harris already looks kinda evil, so playing evil should be easy for him.

Yep, it's hidden at the back somewhere, or maybe it's in the basement.

Yeah, but the easiest thing they could do would be to change the channel and save us all the bother.

Hey One Million Moms, there's a little thing call Freedom of Religion in this country…

To be fair, after Divergent a lot of people are trying to forget about Woodley

Being Josh Groban's lighting stand-in counts as work

Maybe they could tweak it… instead of "Ron Perlman gets advice from Handicapped boy" it could be "Ron Perlman gets advice from Andy Capp"

Sold! I wage 400 quatloos on this newcomer's idea!

Whit Stillman doing a pilot about ex-pats in Paris.

I agree, nice job!

Especially when he leaves to go buy sticks of butter, that'll haunt you for a while…

Hairy Hitler Channel come September…

Are there any parts of Monroe's life that could be described as 'secret' anymore?

Chuck from Happy Days. He had a pretty easy life and didn't have to live in Milwaukee (which seemed dull at the time)

I was also confused by the two "Von" ladies for the reasons you wrote and for the fact that both of them are incredibly tedious to watch/see/listen to.

Yeah, they're giving that plum to Emma Stone

Tweak your idea like they did with the New Beauty and the Beast. The New "Beast" is just a painfully good-looking dude with fancy contacts and a scar.

They can probably get a bunch of the outfits from the Partridge Family garage sale, which I think is this weekend in Burbank.