One can only hope.

True. I wonder why Rice didn't 'cash-in' on TV earlier?

I would totally watch a show called "Modern Sexy Vampires"

I have that too, but mine's probably due to relentless masturbation.

Wow, a series about sexy vampires, how come no-one thought of this before?

Do you mean like one whole year you write about intercourse and nothing else or write about it once in a while in a calendar year while writing about non-intercourse related things?

Is this supposed to be funny?

Now that it's over an hour later, do you feel disillusioned with the life choices you've made?

Children are also the future

"Attempted Suicide" fluh…

I know, it was so cool as you posted this in the future. Remember those days? We will be different, and things changed from what they were tomorrow.

Does Aubrey Plaza have to be in every lame Hipster movie? Also can Hollywood start sterilizing shitty directors to stop them spawning more shitty directors?

They've drove a dump truck full of cash up to his house!!

I think he's one of those artists, who's radio hits don't really give a true sense of his accomplishments.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man

When you get a bit older, you'll be able to wave something away while saying "Kids today…christ…" and mutter/ramble over to your easy chair…

I'm with you on the whole "why fucking bother" thing.

And people think reddit is a waste of time… this oughta straighten out some of those stuffed shirts

Asteroids the movie

Asteroids the movie