It also isn't the only Rodriguez movie that's a piece of shit.

She's the mediumest

How about a crazy wedding? And something happens…

he he he… Wang…

Or Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen?

While their changing stuff, do they think they could finally promote Capt America? I mean he should have made Major by now, what with all the good shit he's done.

Proof the the internet has swapped imagination for stupidity

And that message is, "Nipples have no place on body armor"

Hey NBC, remember that Seinfeld episode (of course you do) where George did the opposite of every decision he made? You should start doing that right now.

Have they done Spider-man?

What about Shoe? You know where a bunch of birds were crusty newspapermen?

When old guys say "Those damn kids and their damned video games!!" this is the kind of shit they're talking about.

It's a party Marge, it doesn't have to make sense

Webber needs dough, entourage members who can see his plastic surgery and lie about how young he looks convincingly do not come cheap.

I hope there is lots, because I'm a large behind enthusiast, and let me tell you why. You see, when a woman enters a room and her waist to behind ratio is heavily slanted on the behind side, I will become aroused as will most other males in the room.

What do you think about airline food?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Hey Palin, unless you're planning to honor the intenet's long standing tradition of "Topless Tuesday" you can count me out.

How long does it take hipsters to cultivate that bored look? I came up with a good one in 30 seconds. Their song made it easy.

It's a Ratner movie, any count of how many large female behinds show up in it?