Why don't they do the Old Hollywood awards? The Death montage could be "All the people we've lost in Hollywood up until this moment" and be 8 hours long.

A Candid Camera reboot… this is why people say Hollywood is out of ideas.

Yeah, cause people in Haiti need stuff to be scared about.

Be careful AV Club, those Duk-Duk guys have powerful friends

Stormare is the shiznit.

This movie sucks so bad, the vacuum of space has more substance

Yeech, it's cut to Beyonce… no thanks

Hmm… Boba Fett and Hillary are almost tied.

In Haggard's defense those assholes at the First Council of Nicaea cut out the "Gospel According to Homosexual Meth Addicts" in it's entirety in 325AD.

It rarely brings you prizes though

Help us - Obi-Al Yank-ovic - you're our only hope

if you buy his album the terrorists win

Try to stand with them with this on a sign.

They lost the genetic lottery many generations ago.

Ahh the Prussian Blue, beautiful plumage don't you think?

oh yeah! and can you use 'haz' in place of 'has' and pepper it with acronyms?

Probably because white people are usually terrible pot dealers

I've met a couple of these wierdos, they do put the 'mental' in there

The Mattel Choco-bot Power Hour

without new misery porn how am I supposed to masturbate while crying and have a good explanation when someone barges through the bathroom door?