They might go with "Naya Rivera is a cracking bird" or some other British gibberish

They should change it to 'shit'

Right, I've had it up to me gullivah with your monkey shines lassie…

is Ant Man's weakness bread crumbs? Cause ants in my house really seem to like those

Abigail wants you to obey the restraining order.

Wow, in North America they would just be made judges on reality singing shows. They're still eating poo, but like metaphor poo

Yeah America, they took your vending machines full of candy and filled them with used underpants

Can I see the doc? I've edited a bunch of them up here, and shit.

Why don't you just put the doc up online somewhere? Or try to sell it to Netflix? They buy all sorts of docs and don't seem very picky.

I puked when you mentioned Jeremy Piven

Would you be cool with me saying "Japan sux LOL, signed RIGHTEOUS INDIGNANT COLONIALISM."

And use corn, which Native Americans call maize

"This really needs a broader discussion of Japanese social-sexual mores"

You lost me at "Remember Avril Lavigne"

probably on the dvd's special features

At least the singers aren't sharing a cup of poo together.

Now just imagine these animated and dancing around to James Brown's "I feel good!"

Speaking of questions no-one asked, what's got your panties in a bunch ma'am?

Just looking for a nice place to lie down I think.

Pooping on the artwork would be worse. It would look bad and also be stinky