CBS would really appreciate you saying 4-5 adult males aged 18-35 are planning to watch it with you.

Maybe all of these show do a cross over and then form a giant Voltron-like robot? Or they're Power Rangers?

We don't need your renegade ways around here Charles, we do things by the book!!

This article has caused so much spontaneous masturbation that the Jedi are probably walking around like they've been kicked in the nuts.

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas

Irascible AND Self-destructive?!?!!?!! How does the Hollywood dream factory continue to amaze, surprise and delight with such new and fresh ideas???

From Webster's

you're pretty close

Perverts, that's what kind

No shit eh.

except Herpes, once the universe collapses all the Herpes will coalesce into an infected super-being and move through the multiverse at will.

Motion Capture Lad

We all now how Stormy chicks can get!!

Finally I can stop being gay for Thor and start being straight for Thor.

"I played Panicky idiot #2 on the Poseidon Adventure"

Colin Farrell eh.

meh, that would require giving a shit.

It's Facebook. People on facebook are really stupid.

His quote of "Rumpa Dumpa Rumpity Do, you'll have a good time if you watch HBO" makes sense now

Kevin Durand is really underused. Hear that Hollywood? get on it.