Hhmmmm, everything's coming together….

Probably not, it seems Yahoo news has lied to me once again.

I like Grape soda, does that make me black?
I'm good at decorating, does that make me gay?

Whatever.

It's kinda catchy.

Poor old Archduke "Cab" Calloway never got to the throne either

Certainly not "TLC Special Presentation" level.

Ok, B-R-E-A-D it is.

it's spelled rape-apalooza

"I don’t know what I can do about it—I can’t write many more than one word at a time."

I think it's time to pave over Hollywood and all move on with our lives.

replace "That's kind of interesting" with "Who gives a shit?" and I totally agree.

Director - Senor Spielbergo

I always thought she suggested that cause poets usually have a lot of free time.

"You can drone away from a lot of things but you can't drone away from…
(cue sad solo piano music)
…yourself."

"a general’s daughter whose dreams of becoming a fighter pilot were dashed when she suffered a partially detached retina during a boxing match."

He should say fuck you to the craft services buffet once in a while.

"Shame-Boner inducing"

He;s just got to try a little harder I guess, and do a better job.

"Meanwhile, Smith and his XXL blue-and-orange jersey seem to be everywhere these days."